remember
OH MY GOD
adventurerscelebrationgathering:
Tell ‘em.
I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models.
Bless this post.
humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:
why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”
or ”the crimson horror”
are u guys okay
Vaginebola
Red Tide Warning
shark week
the red wave
i second shark week
98% of divorces are caused by Mario Party
yes your honor, this marriage can no longer work out after the trauma I suffered from my wife stealing not one, but TWO of my stars
Remember that episode of Bananas in Pyjamas where they had to walk around naked because someone stole their pyjamas off the clothesline?
So then they decided to make clothes out of their curtains
And that bitch Lulu laughed at them?
lulu was the rudest bitch i swear
(Source: maid-of-poop)
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
(Source: rahnstopit)
(Source: nativedelinquent)
